I love snarky games so I decided to play an Oregon Trail spin off for the hell of it. Its finals, I do what I want. If course I wanted to see what this game was about. The snarky bastards…
Well anyway, past that… I was also studying so I wanted to turn down the sound. I tried using their method, but I found it rather expensive.
Well I figure the best way to play a snarky game is to be snarky back so I choose a badass crew of pilgrims.
And thus started my epic quest.
What the hell? This can’t be happ-
Well that’s kind of ironic…
HOW IS THIS HAPPENING?
DAMN IT SUPERNATURAL, I ATE SAM! HE’S SUPPOSED TO STAY DEAD IN THIS GAME!
Hyperstealth is a Canadian company that has recently developed a material that bends light waves around a target that allows for complete invisibility labeled “Quantum Stealth”. The material removes not only your visual, infrared (night vision) and thermal signatures but also the target’s shadow.
fucking canada made the invisibility cloak
Damn it… Now I can’t make fun of Canadian’s anymore. Who knows when one is invisibly listening, ready to politely rebuke you!
Sometimes I like to think that Birdo is a guy and Yoshi is a girl, it makes the most sense when you think about it.
…Or maybe they’re BOTH girls…oh man…
Actually they’re both technically guys. Nintendo has made an official statement saying that Birdo is a transvestite.
”The original manual for Super Mario Bros. 2 asserts that Birdo is a boy who believes that he is a girl, and would rather be referred to as “Birdetta”“
Later statements suggest he is a post operational transgender. Either way, Birdo is actually male and Yoshi is definitely male.
Let’s play the “Yes or No” game.
You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes or no.
*Hops on Tyra's back* Onward and sideways!!
Tyra: *stumbles then glares at the strange pikachu* Da fuq?
Jaw: Hey dudes! Do you know anyplace in Tao where I can buy D batteries?
Lance: Hmm… don’t know about batteries, but if you need something powered I can lend a few volts!